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Title: How Many Roads? or, 27 Times Jim Kirk Hit On Nyota Uhura
Author: Deastar
Pairing(s): Kirk/Uhura, sort of, background Spock/Uhura
Rating: R for brief sex and… Jim Kirk?
Word Count: 9000
Summary: After the bar fight, Nyota thinks to herself that if this is what being hit on by Jim Kirk leads to, she’s very glad she’s never going to have to see him again.
Warnings: Um… bad pick-up lines?
Notes: I wrote this fic because I love Uhura, and felt bad that she got such a raw deal in my previous Kirk/Spock fic. Why I thought subjecting her to Jim’s pick-up lines 27 times would be an improvement, I really couldn’t say. A huge thank you to my amazing volunteer betas,[info]arlad, [info]singingintime, and [info]danahid!

 

It’s a pretty good bar, and a pretty good night, and not even a local boy in a black leather jacket – too drunk to really be charming – is going to ruin it. )